Early Retirement?

I went to the cinema a couple of weeks ago, and on coming out noticed something odd about my ticket:

Apparently I needn’t wait another 20 years to reap the benefits of retirement, I look sufficiently wise and mature to pass as a senior citizen right now! I was tempted to go back and assert my youth at young “Cashier #1100”, but on the other hand it did save me $6…

On closer inspection of the cinema’s definition of “Senior”, I’m only nine years short, but still something of a milestone…